I was on the subway today when a boy and a girl, about 6 or 7, sat down next to me. Their conversation went something like this:
boy: Do you like to look out the window on the train?
girl: yeah.
boy: Did you have sex with 100 men?
girl: What?
boy: Did you have sex with infinity men?
girl: Six?
boy: sex! Like when you're married.
girl: no.
boy: oh. I saw a rat on the train track. ...
Also, if I were on the Green Bay City Council I'd propose a resolution to ban the conservative talk show host Laura Ingraham from the city.
Oh, and I am very glad that we here in New York are finally starting to shut up about eliot spitzer, but this man has a point.
About Me
- kt
- New York, NY
- "There are roughly three New Yorks. There is, first, the New York of the man or woman who was born here, who takes the city for granted and accepts its size and its turbulence as natural and inevitable. Second, there is the New York of the commuter — the city that is devoured by locusts each day and spat out each night. Third, there is the New York of the person who was born somewhere else and came to New York in quest of something. […] Commuters give the city its tidal restlessness; natives give it solidity and continuity; but the settlers give it passion." — E.B. White
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