No matter what paper you read,
Its language or viewpoint,
Please put it in the trash can;
That's good news for everyone.
Why did a story about this sign spend at least a good week on the Times' most e-mailed list, you might ask?
Because of its "impeccable" use of a semicolon.
Sadly, the irony of a newspaper praising an ad about throwing away newspapers is lost on them.
Also, shouldn't you be recycling that newspaper?
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