Some random words of wisdom

Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane question is insanity. — Fox Mulder

It's not that I'm weird. It's that everyone else is so damn normal. — Jenny

Keep knocking on doors and eventually one will open. — Someone from salt-n-pepa

Never turn Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd off the radio. — Dad

When you've lost all hope and excuses
From the cheapskates and the losers
Nothing's left to cling onto
You've gotta hold onto yourself. — Green Day

The wrong guys won't hurt you. It's the right ones that are the killers. — Ally McBeal

Thongs are the answer! — A former MHS cheerleader

You know what they say about women and trolley cars - there are plenty of them in the sea. — William Lichter, "Can't Hardly Wait"

If you think you suck, then you are going to suck. — Lynn Schommer

In college you pay to be miserable. In high school it's free. — Sra. Munig

You know what they say about corporate art - it needs to be smashed. — Dave Jacobs

Babies are highly overrated. They're not that cute, and they smell. — Norgon's take on abortion

The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. — A fortune cookie, on the wall above the copy desk at The Country Today

Never end a story with a fart. — Julian Emerson

All except the last few are from the quote book I just found that I kept in high school. Now all my words of wisdom get posted to facebook, where they are ultimately lost to everyone except the people who archive our profile information for marketing purposes.